7 Things You Should Never Do to Impress a Woman

1.) Sending a Million Texts in a Row and Then Getting Mad When She Doesn’t Respond

There’s no better way to show a girl how insecure you are than to continually pester her with texts. It makes you look desperate and she’ll think that you have absolutely nothing going on in your life. Use this single time to go have some fun with your bros.

2.) Catcalling Girls from a Distance

This doesn’t work. Period.

3.) Bragging About How Much Money You Make

This may actually work with the right girl, but it’s the wrong type of woman that you want to attract.

4.) Lying About Your Dick Size

Are you stuffing socks in your tighty whities to make it appear that you have Max Johnson? You’re setting yourself and your lady friend up for massive disappointment.

5.) Confessing Your Love for Someone on Facebook

“HEY EVERYBODY LOOK!!! I NEED TO TELL THE WORLD MY FEELINGS AND TO MAKE SURE THAT ALL OTHER SUITORS KNOW THAT THIS LOVELY LADY IS TAKEN!!!”

6.) Buying Her Affection

You buy her Marc Jacobs shoes after the fifth date. You buy her jewelry after the first time you get intimate. This is the Pavlov’s Dog theory, and you’re just setting expectations that you will continually have to top.

7.) Pretending To Like Things Just Because She Likes Them

Hey if you want to watch Jane the Virgin, Girls and Keeping Up with the Kardashians every night then that’s on you. Enjoy!